I like cats. Elizabeth and I became really close friends after I pooped my pants our first week of living together.

Home boys got a 6-head, and an island patch of hair in front.

I am single.

The littlest of turds with nubs for toes.

I wish I had a truck as cool as Nathan's.

I have a lot of hobbies that I don't get around to.

I didn't know who Nathan was even though we were in the same unit for almost a year, if not more.